Saturday, April 2, 2011

End of February update

Current notable Injuries

Current Standings

PER update

Current Stat leaders

Rookie Leaders

Award Races

Games 59,60 Cats beat Magic despite comeback. Nuggets/Martin's wrist crushed

 Game 59 41-17 Cats @ 23-37 Magic
The Magic are only 3.5 games out of the last playoof spot in the east heading into this game.

After going down 3-8 in the first quarter the Cats stormed back and eventually stormed out to a 28-17 lead by halftime. It looked as though the Cats would run away with the game. Then disaster struck. The Bobcats could not keep control of the ball and the Magic began to pick off passes left and right. By the end of the third the Cats lead had dwindled to 5. Then the Cats went on a nice run and lead by 7 with less than a minute to go. Then again the Magic started picking off passes and cut the lead to 2. While trying to avoid being fouled the Cats started passing the ball very fast and on a pass across the mid-line the magic picked it off. In order to stop a potential fast break the cats fouled. The Magic in-bounded the ball and "lured" Arenas into the lane. Only one problem. While Bell saw Arenas driving to the lane the rest of the team just stood around. Thankfully Bell was able to put just enough pressure on Arenas and his shot took 3 fortuitous

Game 60 42-17 Cats @ 29-32 Nuggets
In honor of Old Stuff Day (Federally recognized (look it up)) the Cats and Nuggets donned their old uniforms.

Once again the Cats were slow out the gates, but they quickly caught up. After the 1st quarter the Cats slashed, clawed, bit, and generally crushed the Nuggets. They defeated the Nuggets in a 52-37 defeat. Speaking of being crushed, KMart's wrist is crushed and as a result the Nuggets will be without his services for 4-6 weeks. Does this spell the death-knell of his career? The Nuggets have no shot at a playoff spot and KMart is 33.

New Cards

In other News:
Bucks recall Garrett Temple
Knicks recall Timofey Mozgov
Magic recall Earl Clark

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Games 57, 58. Kings spoil Gay's return

Game 57 40-16 Cats vs 21-35 Raptors

POG was Camby
4:07 1st: Cats up 7-8
2:26 1st: Cats down 7-8
1:04 1st: Cats up 11-8 (Bargnani with 2nd foul!)
End 1st: Cats up 16-12
3:31 2nd: Cats up 16-14
1:11 2nd: Cats up 20-18
Halftime: Cats up 27-22
4:17 3rd: Cats up 32-27 (Bargnani with his 4th!)
2:26 3rd: Cats up 36-29
End 3rd: Cats up 44-34
4:09 4th: Cats up 47-34 (Amir Johnson's 4th!)
3:24 4th: Cats up 49-34
2:21 4th: Cats up 53-38 (Amir's 5th!)
:18.2 4th: Cats up 58-40 (Bargs 5th)

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Game 58 41-16 Cats v 25-30 Kings
Kings spoil Gay's return
POG Omri Casspi

3:44 1st: Cats up 6-4
1:53 1st: Cats up 10-8
:41.5 1st: Game tied at 10
End 1st: Game tied at 12
3:42 2nd: Cats up 17-16
2:27 2nd: Cats down 22-19
:53.0 2nd: Cats down 29-24 after Gay's 3
Halftime: Cats down 33-24
3:35 3rd: Cats down 37-26
2:32 3rd: Cats down 37-30
1:14 3rd: Cats down 39-33
End 3rd: Cats down 44-41
4:14 4th: Cats down 46-45
3:35 4th: Cats up 49-48
3:04 4th: Cats up 51-50
2:41 4th: Cats down 52-51
1:32 4th: Cats down 56-54
:51.1 4th: Cats down 58-54

New Cards

Pondexter out 1-2 weeks with a Sprained Knee

Knicks recall Walker


John Darplon
February 17, 2011

Yesterday everyone woke up and remembered what they did the morning of February 21st 2011! Everyone is remembering what they did for the next 5 days!

Scientists say the Earth went backwards in space for no reason!
Christians claim this could be the beginning of the end. Some weirdos are claiming that Aliens have abducted everyone and transported us to another galaxy! Others claim nothing happened at all and that we only dreamed the next few days. One problem with this last theory is that we have photographic evidence that the All-Star game did occur!

Some folks are making use of this weirdness to undo some of the stupid things they did. Obama has changed his next weeks schedule since It was discovered tomorrow that a person with inside info on where he was on the evening of the 21st was going to attempt to  assassinate him at an event! Turns out the bad guy was none other than a leader of Westboro Baptist "Church." This is rather odd since their leaders are all democrats!

The Orlando Magic decided not to sign McCants after all!

Update February 18, 2011
The Rookies had won the origional game and they made use of the redo to crush the sophs 51-39

Update February 20th
The West beat the East 56-47.