Wednesday, March 30, 2011

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TIME! MEMORIES STILL REMAIN!

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TIME!
NEW YORK TIMES
John Darplon
February 17, 2011

Yesterday everyone woke up and remembered what they did the morning of February 21st 2011! Everyone is remembering what they did for the next 5 days!

Scientists say the Earth went backwards in space for no reason!
Christians claim this could be the beginning of the end. Some weirdos are claiming that Aliens have abducted everyone and transported us to another galaxy! Others claim nothing happened at all and that we only dreamed the next few days. One problem with this last theory is that we have photographic evidence that the All-Star game did occur!

Some folks are making use of this weirdness to undo some of the stupid things they did. Obama has changed his next weeks schedule since It was discovered tomorrow that a person with inside info on where he was on the evening of the 21st was going to attempt to  assassinate him at an event! Turns out the bad guy was none other than a leader of Westboro Baptist "Church." This is rather odd since their leaders are all democrats!

The Orlando Magic decided not to sign McCants after all!

Update February 18, 2011
The Rookies had won the origional game and they made use of the redo to crush the sophs 51-39

Update February 20th
The West beat the East 56-47.

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